Sunday, April 13, 2008
2:40 PM...............................................................................
My brain is bloody TAXED lah.
Can i upload the entire tax textbook into my brain like they do in the Matrix.
I believe that day will come and i can barely wait
May i introduce the Shereen Act
Shereen is shereen only if it satisfies the following 3 conditions and not specifically disallowed in another act
(1) she's female
(2) she's skinny
(3) she wears a skirt
(where a skirt is considered a skirt only if its blue and ends below the knee)
Note: Condition 3 can be waived if I request it given its beneficial to our friendship
Also note the concession given on due claim with effect from April 13 2008 on condition 2: she can be considered skinny as long as she appears skinny. Concession restricted to only consideration from females.
In additon, With effect of May 13 2008, Shereen Act would exempt persons with name shereen
provided the following conditions are met
(1) has surname other than Tay
(2) is an individualist
(3) has flat nose and fat legs
(4) hates cheesecakes
Can i upload the entire tax textbook into my brain like they do in the Matrix.
I believe that day will come and i can barely wait
May i introduce the Shereen Act
Shereen is shereen only if it satisfies the following 3 conditions and not specifically disallowed in another act
(1) she's female
(2) she's skinny
(3) she wears a skirt
(where a skirt is considered a skirt only if its blue and ends below the knee)
Note: Condition 3 can be waived if I request it given its beneficial to our friendship
Also note the concession given on due claim with effect from April 13 2008 on condition 2: she can be considered skinny as long as she appears skinny. Concession restricted to only consideration from females.
In additon, With effect of May 13 2008, Shereen Act would exempt persons with name shereen
provided the following conditions are met
(1) has surname other than Tay
(2) is an individualist
(3) has flat nose and fat legs
(4) hates cheesecakes
